Shid-uch?

Who birthed this supposed crisis

Nurtured to delirium's peak

Why can't we lay rest this phenomenon

Singles walk the plank

Sinking into the sea

“Crisis”- They say

That panic-inducing word

A pitfall in my stomach

An army of nerves crashing into the depths

Like the Titanic

A figment of society’s imagination

Which serves as a conflagration

An unnatural disaster

An uncontrollable drought

Of ‘Happily Ever After’s

But you needn’t fear, my dear

The devil dances

On a scaffold of worries and woes

L'chaim!